My 67 Minutes on Mandela Day

First of all I do not give a crap about Mandela, Mandela Day or the idiotic 67 minutes idea - go here to see why.

However, like they say, if you cannot win them, join them. So, what I will do is also to dedicate 67 minutes of my time to something dear and near to me.

My 67 minutes will go to reminiscence about all the innocent people of South Africa who were killed and maimed as a result of the murderous acts of the ANC thugs during their so-called freedom-struggle.

Believe you me, they should all have been charged with war crimes - but what happened? Now they are heroes?

Bull!!!!

Mandela to Help the Cheetahs Win the Super 15!

What a scoop! What a bloody scoop I have!

Fresh from the horse’s mouth! The Cheetahs are going to win the Super 15 Trophy for 2013 - with the help of Mandela!

But, before I continue, apology to all my loyal Afrikaans supporters for not writing this scoop in Afrikaans. Due to the international interest in Mandela, especially Obama and Branson who think that Mandela is a hero, I have to write in English. Oh, and for Tutu.

The Cheetahs have arranged, and paid royalties (in South Africa we call it money exchanging hands under the table) to win this year’s Super 15 Trophy. Mandela is going to wear a number 6 Cheetah jersey when they start their campaign this weekend against the Brumbies.  For this reason the Cheetahs will wear black jerseys and not their traditional white jerseys - black is beautiful and Mandela does not like white. (Sorry, Jake, that includes you too). But Jake, do not worry, the Cheetahs will appoint you as their coach for next year.

The Cheetahs have arranged for an ambulance (that is roadworthy and in good mechanical order) to bring Mandela to all the fields the Cheetahs are playing - when they have to play overseas, like this weekend, Obama will send Air Force One . There, a Harley Davidson converted in an ICU wheelchair, will bring Mandela onto the field.

There you are. Sorry Bulls, but you will win next year for certain, without any need to pay royalties.

GO CHEETAHS GO!!!!!

LOVE YOU CHEETAHS!

Will the Real Nelson Mandela Please Stand Up

The country is praising Mandela; he is their hero, their Moses. The world, especially Obama is praising Mandela; he is their super-hero, their super-Moses. But, who is this Mandela? I don’t know this Mandela.

Therefore, will the real Nelson Mandela please stand up. Yes, the Mandela who should have been hanged back in 1963. The Mandela whose hands are dripping with blood of all the innocent people who were murdered during the ANC’s so-called struggle. The Mandela who defied the gallows in 1963 but who should have been charged with war crimes in 1994.

The Mandela who defied the firing squad and became a joke as he became the President of South Africa. The Mandela who should at least, on becoming the president, during his inauguration, have apologised for the ANC’s war crimes and atrocities during their so-called struggle. But, instead, continued with his war against the whites. Changing the names of cities, towns and streets that were the whites’ cultural heritage and had nothing to do or had no bearing on Apartheid. Allowing his comrades to be appointed in top positions without the necessary skills or qualifications and thus destroyed a public service that was built up to be amongst the best in the world. Allowing the same comrades to kick out whites in posts and appointing even worse people in their place, accelerating the downfall of the public service. Allowing incompetent people elect to steal to their hearts content, to corrupt and just let the country go to tatters. Allowing a crime wave to hit this country that would take a struggle once again to rid the country of it. Allowing the genocide of the white farmer.

This is the real Mandela. And his real legacy is one of a country ridden by crime wave after crime wave, of a country divided even more and worse than during the Apartheid years. A legacy of poverty, illiteracy, corruption, murdering of white farmers, etc., etc. A legacy of beggars, of free houses, free water, free electricity, but no self-worth and no employment.

Thank you, the real Mandela, you can now sit down again, or lie down.