Sunday, July 14, 2013

Mandela to Help the Cheetahs Win the Super 15!




What a scoop! What a bloody scoop I have!

Fresh from the horse’s mouth! The Cheetahs are going to win the Super 15 Trophy for 2013 - with the help of Mandela!

But, before I continue, apology to all my loyal Afrikaans supporters for not writing this scoop in Afrikaans. Due to the international interest in Mandela, especially Obama and Branson who think that Mandela is a hero, I have to write in English. Oh, and for Tutu.

The Cheetahs have arranged, and paid royalties (in South Africa we call it money exchanging hands under the table) to win this year’s Super 15 Trophy. Mandela is going to wear a number 6 Cheetah jersey when they start their campaign this weekend against the Brumbies.  For this reason the Cheetahs will wear black jerseys and not their traditional white jerseys - black is beautiful and Mandela does not like white. (Sorry, Jake, that includes you too). But Jake, do not worry, the Cheetahs will appoint you as their coach for next year.

The Cheetahs have arranged for an ambulance (that is roadworthy and in good mechanical order) to bring Mandela to all the fields the Cheetahs are playing - when they have to play overseas, like this weekend, Obama will send Air Force One . There, a Harley Davidson converted in an ICU wheelchair, will bring Mandela onto the field.

There you are. Sorry Bulls, but you will win next year for certain, without any need to pay royalties.

GO CHEETAHS GO!!!!!
LOVE YOU CHEETAHS!

No comments:

Post a Comment

Heritage Day 2018: South Africa

My name is Nigel Olifaut. I am a white South African male, proud to be white with my declaration for Heritage Day 24 September 2018: 1....