Do not invite trouble ladies

A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'

So he tied her up and went drinking with his pals.

The Jalopy Called South Africa

The wheels of the jalopy called South Africa is now coming off thick and fast.

There is:

1. Zuma ignoring the Nkandla debacle and does not even whisper a word whilst his country needs to know what happened there;

2. Zuma attending the UN-meeting and tell the world how they must handle the conflict between Israel and Gaza (siding with the terrorists of Gaza but we know why - the ANC is a known for their terrorist activities), pointing the fingers to developed countries on the Ebola crisis in Africa and tell the world how they should pump in money for poor Africa - yes the same man whose country is in turmoil and burning whilst he is playing the violin in the UN;

3. The never-ending problems of Eskom supplying enough electricity for South Africa, once again blaming Apartheid for everything whilst they are more than 20 years into the joke called democracy;

4. Rand Water Board failing to maintain their infrastructure and causing havoc in Gauteng when they could not provide sufficient water. And what did they do? Blamed it on an outdated infrastructure. Yes, the same Rand Water Board who is now for more than 20 years into the new democracy but doing nothing for more than 20 years;

5. The EFF causing havoc in parliament and what does the useless ANC say? They blame the DA for siding with the EFF. Yes, the same ANC who say this country is a democracy! What a joke;

The Post Office who nobody in this country knows whether they are striking again or whether they are still striking. When do you miss the Post Office the most - when they are not striking or striking? Is the Post Office bankrupt or not? They themselves do not know!;

7. The Police Commissioner who was so happy that crime has decrease but in the meantime the stats for murder went up!!!  Then she and the ANC expect us to trust and respect the police - What a joke!

8. And the never-ending service delivery mayhem. Poor sods, election after election they vote for the ANC because of free house but the next day burn and destroy everything around them because the ANC local municipalities are too pathetic to deliver!

9. Do not forget the Public Protector who cannot do her work properly;

10. Oh yes, do forget the never-ending sing-song of equity and transformation and about the whites who still have too much influence in the country.

Poor old South Africa, already down the drain like the rest of Africa and Zuma still give a damn!